What to do on Valentine’s Day if you’re single
1. Send yourself flowers.
2. Bake yourself a cake.
3. Watch Titanic with a cat while sitting on the couch eating ice cream from the tub.
4. Plot out your life with your fifty cats. Meow.
5. Buy yourself chocolate.
6. Go to a fancy restaurant for your reservation for… one.
7. Take a walk on the beach. Alone.
8. Avoid all Valentine’s aisles in stores.
9. Hug a teddy bear.
10. Plan out your life with a fictional character.